| Beckham says 'Shhh'
Man Utd are playing Chelsea at Old Trafford one Saturday afternoon. Fifteen minutes into the game George Weah is adjudged to have fouled Jaap Stam at a corner and furiously shouts and remonstrates at the ref. Upon seeing this, Beckham goes up to Weah, puts a finger up to his lips and says "Shhhhh".Then he bursts out laughing and runs off leaving Weah somewhat bewildered. Ten minutes later Dwight Yorke puts the reds one up after sloppy defending and George is furious at his defence and shouts at them to get their act together. Once again Beckham comes up to Weah, says "Shhhh", starts wetting himself laughing and runs off again. Weah turns to his equally puzzled team-mates but they all shrug their shoulders in confusion too. Just before half time old George loses his cool again and shouts at a linesman and for a third time Beckham repeats his strange act. The half time whistle goes and as the players walk off, Roy Keane goes to Beckham and says "Hey Becks, whats all that about with Weah then?" Beckham whispers something in Keane's ear and the Irishman looks to the heavens and says to Beckham "No you twat.., he's a Liberian!" |